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The Story of Adam and Eve (Modern Translation)

The Story of Adam and Eve (Modern Translation)

In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth, and He saw that it was good but a little dull, kind of like PBS.  So he created Adam out of the dust of the earth.  Adam was like all, "Cool, but hey Dude, can you help a brother out?  I’m like starving for some […]

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An Open Letter to the Two Ladies Walking in Front of Me at the Mall

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Dear two ladies walking in front of me at the mall,Allow me to introduce myself.  I’m the person walking behind you.  It’s kind of funny, I really shouldn’t have to introduce myself since I’ve been behind you for the last forty-five minutes, but I guess you have a lot on your plates right now and […]

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12 Non-Rockin’ Albums With the Word Rockin’ in the Title

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Rockin’.  All bands consider themselves rockin’, but for every Led Zeppelin, there are countless acts that not only fail to live up to the rockin’ standard, but fail so miserably that they become targets for laughter, pity, and sarcastic dick jokes made by douchebag bloggers.
1.  Rockin’ The Alphabet - Mr. Al
 
It’s obvious that there is […]

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